Up on the Roof: One More

Really Bad Church Signs

A sermon that pricks the consience must have really good points.
Are you seeking God's presents, or his presence?
Be happy, but don't make that your top priority. Be holy.
Biscuits and a Sermon - Come Try It
Biscuits and a Sermon - Em Em Good
Come one, come all! Krunk fest, Thursday night at 8:00!
Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Free trip to heaven, apply within.
God is...sick and tired of people praying.
God loves you. Give Him a chance.
God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.
I kissed a girl and I liked it. Then I went to hell.
If your [sic] ready to die, your [sic] ready to live.
Live Praise Band Every Sunday (now changed to Rockin Praise Band Every Sunday)
Long standing problem? Try kneeling.
Lord, let me be the kind of man my dog thinks I am.
So U think it's hot here!
The light of the world has no power failure.
The Stars Do Not Speak (huh?)
Try Jesus. If you aren't satisfied, the devil will take you back.
Under the same management for 2000 years.
Will U Fly R Will U Fry?
Without the Bread of Life, your [sic] toast.